You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
is this the sara with the beer cane?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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