hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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