I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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