no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fuck appropriateness.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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