Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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