Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Let's get the cat blown out
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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