I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
