what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Randomize
