Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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