Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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