I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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