where does the pee come out of this thing
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
