Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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