you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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