Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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