dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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