I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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