I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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