So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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