At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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