I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I need a beard to bite.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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