I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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