I should be sponsored by Trojan
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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