I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I need to stop coming to work sober
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Farmville is her only friend.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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