I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
either way he was missing a nipple.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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