your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
im on a boat
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