Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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