love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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