you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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