check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my sisters under your porch take her home
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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