what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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