HIV tests are more positive than that guy
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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