can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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