no, he came in my armpit
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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