good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
