Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
