Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Enjoy the penises
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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