All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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