We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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