i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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