I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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