are you still at the devil's house?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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