6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
operation have a gay friend backfired
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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