they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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