No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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