stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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