He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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