Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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