okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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