i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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