i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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