A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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