So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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