let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
