Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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