Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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