He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Can I color on your dick again?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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